Tag: humor
group name: themanicmommies
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June 16, 2008 09:44 AM EDT --
This is from a compilation of musings on parenting with humor to keep your sanity. The book JUST GOT PICKED UP =) by a publisher! Go figure lol
Kid comes . . . more
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August 02, 2007 04:05 PM EDT --
Question of the day:
If you were wearing a t-shirt with a slogan on it today, what would yours say? I asked this of some friends earlier - these are some of the responses I got:
"Not only is my . . . more
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August 25, 2008 10:30 PM EDT --
A friend of mine who appreciates the fact that I have 6 boys sent me this in my email tonight- I nearly peed my pants!
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches . . . more
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August 09, 2006 01:46 PM EDT --
I was up to seventy-three before I lost count. A lone woman standing in the feminine hygiene aisle looking for the same kind of -What do they call it?- protection- that I bought . . . more
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August 01, 2007 02:34 PM EDT --
Last weekend, I made the arduous journey from Oklahoma City to Dallas, Texas, along I-35. (Also known as The Highway of Death.) On Sunday, I made the return trip.
I think I have successfully used up my . . . more
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October 01, 2007 01:51 AM EDT --
Today alone, I've had to tighten two doorknobs, board up a busted window, and re-lay a portion of carpet.
Yesterday, I had to reassemble a remote-control Lightning McQueen, remove a poptart from the . . . more
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June 04, 2007 03:15 PM EDT --
Six married men will be dropped off on an island with one car and three kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man . . . more
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June 21, 2006 09:54 AM EDT --
Whether you have a teenager or not, you know how crazy they are about their MP3 Players and downloading and listening to their favorite tunes. It is an amazing device. What's the point of the radio . . . more
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September 22, 2007 11:28 AM EDT --
During the Little Dude's birthday party, Mom swiped a copy of Switchraft from my supply closet. Having reached the middle of the book, she called me the other night.
Mom: I'm at the part where . . . more
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November 20, 2007 09:06 AM EST --
I love Christmas. I love shopping for my girls for Christmas - and I usually spend entirely too much on shiny, blinky, noisy toys that my girls either don't play with, or break before the end . . . more
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April 21, 2007 10:29 PM EDT --
I know I shouldn't be jealous, but by nature, I'm a pretty envious person. Since the time I was a chubby fourth grader, I've always been envious of the girls who managed to fit into a size . . . more
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October 27, 2007 04:26 AM EDT --
My friend lamented to me a while back about her own personal sock monster, that lives behind the dryer and eats socks when she's not looking (always only half of a pair, of . . . more
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November 26, 2006 01:12 PM EST --
Emile was driving his pickumup truck down the levee pretty fast one day. A Louisiana State Trooper spotted Emile, and took off after him, but Emile just kept going faster and faster.
The trooper turned . . . more
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June 10, 2007 05:58 PM EDT --
DON'T MESS WITH MOM
The Childs Comments and Thoughts
My son came home from school one day,
with a smirk upon his face.
He decided . . . more
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August 09, 2006 02:23 PM EDT --
I was up to seventy-three before I lost count. A lone woman standing in the feminine hygiene aisle looking for the same kind of--What do they call it?- protection- that I bought last month. It was overwhelming . . . more
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February 20, 2007 09:04 PM EST --
Depending on the day of the week or who has really annoyed me while I've been trying to get my errands completed as quickly as possible, here's my list of places and . . . more
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August 21, 2006 02:27 PM EDT --
Many times, either during the show or during our normal conversations, Erin and I will say something that we think should be put on a t-shirt.
It may be something that's perfect for a frazzled mommy . . . more
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September 12, 2006 12:41 PM EDT --
Top 10 reasons not to do housework:
1. If you clean it today, it will just need cleaning again later. Clean is fleeting, but grungy can last forever.
2. Dust bunnies make nice pets . . . more
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September 17, 2007 05:20 AM EDT --
Yook, a big, red fire fruck!' Teeden yelled as he ran to the window.
'Teeden, don't' say 'fruck' say, 'ter-uck.' Can you say 'ter-uck?''
'No I . . . more
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July 10, 2007 11:58 PM EDT --
I never thought it would come to this. There I sat at 10:15 PM on a "school night" having last heard from my mother over three hours before when she left for an appointment with . . . more
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